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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.