two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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black people

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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