- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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