Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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