- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

every knight i see an owl at window

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why was the cat black it was a black cat

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

So a seal walks into a club.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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