a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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* anti-punchline

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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