Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Your face

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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