If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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