- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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