What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Chlamydia

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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