- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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