- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'