Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Your face

Arrow in the Knee!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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