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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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