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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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