What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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HURT

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Black people.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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