- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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