- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

You're a big fat monkey.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Your face

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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