- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do I hate? people

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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