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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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