- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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