A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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