- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Pickles are moist.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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