Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Matthew Wyckoff

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

David Cameron

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Your Mom

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

alert('The Game')

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

scraggle is in you pillow case

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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