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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

girls basketball

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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