- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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