How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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cory

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snowglobe

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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hi mom

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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