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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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