- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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