- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Knock Knock No solicitors

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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