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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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