what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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