- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You are joking right?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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