Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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8===D

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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