- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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