- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

LO AND BEHOLD!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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