You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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