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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A man died.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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