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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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