- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I am quite mature.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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