- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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