Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Rebecca Black

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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