- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Anyone can post anything.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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