Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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