- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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