" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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