- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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