- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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