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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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