Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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