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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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