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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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