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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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