- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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