- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

This is a joke.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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