- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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