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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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