- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How high is the sky? True or False

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

SHUT UP JP

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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