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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

the WNBA.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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