- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

this website is a bad joke

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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