- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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