Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A pope meets another one

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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