- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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