Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A women left the kitchen.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does water smell like? water.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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