- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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