one of the idiot

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Suck pussy

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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