Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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