How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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