What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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