Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A man goes to the potty.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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