- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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