- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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