- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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