- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

One, two, three, four and five

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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