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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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