Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What does? 42

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Women drivers...

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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