- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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