Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Anti Joke

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