- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

AIDS

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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