How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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