Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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