- Anti Joke

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.